Friday, December 10, 2010

Holiday Humor


Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.



Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!



Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!



Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps!



Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers!



KNOCK-KNOCK!
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open till the holidays!



KNOCK-KNOCK!
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

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